The only questions I ask myself before posting anything are the only questions that matter to me:
Is it smart?
Is it stylish?
Is there substance?
Can I make it funny?
I then fail miserably. I do however try, where-ever possible, not to be dull & there are serious themes in just about everything I write—
So, when ‘about’ is the definite article, it can only ever be a partial introduction. And why a simple ‘hello’ should suffice—
I’ve never been entirely comfortable with the use of the word ‘about’, when it’s used to denote precisely what it is about to;
Or at the very least, ought to…
With very few exceptions, I’ll be neither the object of a particular thought or action, nor and woe betide, any feeling which might get the better of me and wind up clipped and airing itself for all to see. It’s use in this context is something I’ve always considered somewhat cold and improper. Nor do I, or at least wiln’t— to a point, consider myself to be the subject of anything published here. For a start, I’m far too dull and again, it feels like a prepostion too far and just, for the lack of a better word: unsatisfactory.
However, since there’s more to showing than telling and since my sensibilities on this matter should reveal more ‘about’ me than my favourite colour or shoe-size— I can’t help but feel a certain imbalance has been addressed. Besides, I’m all about the fun; not the confessional; especially since I’m declaring my reluctance to do something in order to state it and by doing so, it becomes almost impossible to avoid. That and many, many ‘nors’. Like I said, I’m all about the fun.
My character in that case can be found in my quirks, which are pretty evident; my D.N.A. in my tendancy to structure those quirks around em dashes and everything else, word-wrapped around them— quite possibly italised. Now, provided I’ve constructed that last phrase correctly, I think you’ll find Me:
Less about and more:
And that’s about as certain as I can be…